I watched this immense film again today. Having a set code, or a list of rules, IS a far better way of going about things than an exact plan. It is impossible to plan for every situation and every scenario that will befall us come Z-Day. To have a set of guidelines will aid you in this.
The Zombieland list (below) is incomplete but the ones we do see are all very good tips. Over the next week or so I'll add my own and see what's left at the end!
Rule #1: Cardio
- Fatties are the first to go.
Rule #2: Double Tap
- Ankle chewers are just evil leprechauns.
Rule #3: Beware of Bathrooms
- Go as nature intended!
Rule #4: Seatbelts
- Just safer, even after the end of the world.
Rule #7: Travel Light
- You still need to be faster than the fatties.
Rule #17: Do/Don't be a Hero
- Chicks dig heroes/Who needs women, anyway?
Rule #18: Limber Up
- The gazelle didn't limber up. That was the problem.
Rule #22: When In Doubt, Know Your Way Out
- If you're in a maze, you're fucked.
Rule #31: Check The Back Seat
- Nothing worse than a hungry hitch-hiker.
Rule #32: Enjoy The Little Things
- It's in the pre-apocalypse list too!
Slay Safe,
Merke
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